Law of conservation...

...of happiness, stating: Happiness can neither be created nor destroyed. The total amount of happiness in this world, is a constant.

Sending stuff like this as an SMS is bound to generate some interesting comments: I'd like to quote 2 such replies...

1) The amount of happiness is not a constant but a constantly decreasing entity.... Something like fossil fuels - non-renewable and depleting... soon!

2) Depends on the situation. Under happier circumstances, it would appear that the amount of happiness is increasing every second!

Hmm... interesting...

The car

Well... at least a part of it... I'm yet to find an appropriate name for it... any suggestions?

I said I need you,
Does that make me wrong?
Am I a weak man?
Are you feeling strong??