Sunday, November 14, 2004

hilarious

one of my hilarious write ups about the great mr.PK!!!!

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.....Here's what you can expect when you desperately want to talk to the great one - PK....

Instance 1

[Poor me] : <5737318> --> Dialing.....Dialing....Dialing......

Instance 2

[Poor me] : <5737318> --> Dialing...Dialing....[PK's Sister] : Hello....[Poor me] : Can I speak to Aditya?[PK's sister] : Is it Srinivas, by any chance?[Poor me] : Yeah....[PK's sister] : !!!!(She's so used to PK not being home whenever I call, that she bursts out laughing!)

Instance 3

[Poor me] : <5737318> --> Dialing....Dialing.... [Poor me] : [Poor me] : <9845616597>....Dialing....Dialing....[Electronically recorded voice of a chic!] : Hello....you have reached the subscriber's voice mail box....Please leave your message after the beep, or, if you don't want to leave a message, just hang up.... [Poor me] : PK, you @#%$#@^$#&#^%$&#$%@#$ !!!!

Instance 4


[Poor me] : <5737318>....Dialing...
[PK] : Hullo....[Poor me] : Thank god I found you.....I wanted to....
[PK] : Listen dude, I'm talking to someone else....Can I call you back in 5 mins.?!
[Poor me] : Sure....Bye...........

5 mins..... 15 mins.... 30 mins.... 1 hr.... 2 hrs.... 2 days.... 4 days.........

[Poor me] : Lo, hajaam PK, You forgot to call me last week....
[PK] : What's the date today?!
[PK] : When had you called?!
[PK] : My phone is dead from 4 days daaa!!!!


Instance 5

[Poor me] : <5737318>.... (picks up before it starts ringing....!!!!)
[PK] : Heeellllooo....
[Poor me] : You busy
PK] : No daaaa
Poor me] : You talking to someone else?!
[PK] : Illa maggaaa....[Poor me] : Whatcha doin'?!
[PK] : I was (hoohoooooooo) sleeeeeeeepin daaaaaaaa....
[Poor me] : Bloody, you're always sleeping, or busy or what??!!
[PK] : You bastard, you always wake me when I'm asleep....now lemme sleep...I'll call back later.....<> (same saga repeats!!!!)


One day, I considered the alternative of going to his place instead of calling him. There are costs attached to that as well....

1. Distance - 12 Kms....which takes 0.18146153843 lts of petrol, amounting to Rs. 6.6221538463But wait....this is only the face cost....Here are the hidden costs....

a) after each trip to his house, on those Mud-rally tracks, I need to get my bike's wheels balanced....which costs Rs. 30 per wheel. b) after the suffocating drive, I'll need to purchase a strip of lozenges to soothe my throat and respiratory tract.
Ignoring this might demand 100ml of cough syrup too!!!!
I can't even accept PK's offer, where he says that he himself will take me home on his bike.... 'cuz, his bike's sooooo dirty, that after taking a ride on it, looking at my garments, I can't even say "Surf Excel hai naa"!!!! Now I get, why the dude does'nt park his bike in a shelter....the rain gods occasionally cleanse his bike out of sheer pity!!!! Does'nt that suggest that our hero can save some deodorant on himself?!

Now, even after all I've said, this is what PK had to say upon asking him to get me a novel....

"Call and remind me"

[Poor me] : (thinking....) Here we go again....


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